The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Friday, September 3

Out of the blue, my wife slapped the pulp right out me. I asked her, “What was that for?” She gave me the evil eye and said, “For thinking about what you shouldn’t be thinking about.” If the woman wasn’t right, I would’ve gotten mad, but instead I’m planning to open my own psychic friend’s network.

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Thursday, September 2

Wall Street versus The Bank, or better known as Rick Scott versus Alex Sink for Florida’s Governor. This will be fun to watch because you’ll never know who’s cheating who, and who will be the first one indicted. It could be a worse match-up – a car salesman versus a lawyer.

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Wednesday, September 1

Imam Sheik Barrack Obama has a special message for Muslims in New York City. Stop saying you want to build a mosque. Instead, tell the Christians you only seek to build a community center where Muslims can pray, worship, and honor Allah.

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Tuesday, August 31

I’m curious to see if any of the other three Lake County Commissioners will vote with Commissioners Renick and Stewart on anything after they lost the election. Old Chinese Sour Orange proverb says, “He who votes with people who lose election, will lose election where people vote.”

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Monday, August 30

According to the Lake County School District, Leesburg High School has improved its “D” rating in a couple of areas and its Principal is being heralded as an innovator. In other words, he met the expectations of low expectations. I believe the bar they set is laying on the ground.

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Sunday, August 29

There’s a proposed new movie that’s planned for U.S. Congress District 8 about a huge, ugly, ogre named Shriek, which stars Congressman Alan Grayson. In this film, Shriek is run out of Washington D.C. by the local people for always spewing hateful words.

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Saturday, August 28

Democrat candidate Alex Sink is acting the part of a divorced woman. Last week, she was hugging Obama and accepting his fundraising cash, and this week it’s like he never existed.

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