The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Sunday, May 20

To attract people to come through the door, many churches offer special times, special service, daycare and early morning refreshments. You’d think it wouldn’t take a high sugar confectionary item for someone to be motivated enough to listen to the Word of God.

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Saturday, May 19

Saturday is Armed Forces Day; or, the day we celebrate America’s real Avengers! Thank you to all of the Super Heroes who have served and God Bless America!

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Friday, May 18

I am getting tired of people making fun of the shoppers at Wally World. That’s my wife’s favorite store after midnight.

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Thursday, May 17

The bar had a sign that said, “Ladies, drink free.” By the way this group of females look, everyone must be paying for their drinks.

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Wednesday, May 16

J.P. Morgan Chase lost $2 Billion dollars last quarter hedging in the markets. Bet you a lollipop, my bank fees are about to go up because someone should have bet on black instead of red at the Wall Street Greed Casino.

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Tuesday, May 15

The Democrats say Romney was a bully in high school; and, Obama admits in his book that in high school he “enthusiastically” used drugs and was a pothead. Note to Democrat strategists- bringing up high school past may not be a good idea for Obama.

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Monday, May 14

When Obama said he supported gay marriage, too bad it meant something other than wishing a newly married couple happiness.

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