With American leadership projecting weakness , and lunatics running Iran and North Korea, I fear the need for the Memorial Day Holiday will continue as more mothers are called to lay their sons and daughters on the Alter of Freedom.
To Bubba, a 5-hour energy drink means staying at Steve’s Bar and Package from 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.
A new study says chocolate makes females amorous. The way my woman loves chocolate and how much she eats – that girl must be full of lovin’!
My redneck dream always starts with five things – bleach blonde hair, candy apple red lipstick, deep blue eye shadow, tight fitting jeans, and two of the largest cans of beer you can imagine. I’m glad those Muslims don’t have my dreams, or there’d be more suicide bombers.
Reagan asked, “Are you better off than you were four years ago?”
Today’s question, “Do you feel safer since Obama and the Democrats took over?”
“No” seems to be a popular answer for both.
Obama and the Mexican President, Calderon, actually criticized Arizona for enforcing immigration laws, but neither one has the backbone to stand up to criminals and terrorists. In Mexico, drug cartels run the country; in America, terrorists are giving Miranda Warnings; neither one “comprende” the real issues.
Commissioner Renick says she wants to protect land in South Lake County. I have a way for her to do that without implementing this bogus Rural Protection Area. Go out and buy it and make landowners an offer they can’t refuse. Oh, I forgot – no-growth zealots only seek to spend, waste, and control other people’s money and property.
