The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Wednesday, June 23

Obama says he’s going to stop the oil leak in the Gulf by passing a bill in Congress.  Instead of using cement to fill the oil well hole, they should use the crap being spewed out of Washington D.C. – we might have a chance at stopping this mess.

June 23, 2010 at 8:00 am Comments (0)

Tuesday, June 22

Commissioners Stewart and Renick are like Obama, they cram through unpopular agendas for their special interests.  It’s not surprising, since all three were teachers at one time who support the Democrat party.

June 22, 2010 at 8:00 am Comments (2)

Monday, June 21

Today is the first day of summer.  Golly gee, I would’ve never known it with the 100° temperature – sure glad I have a calendar.

June 21, 2010 at 8:00 am Comments (0)

Sunday, June 20

Obama wanted to know “whose ass to kick.”  Golly gee wiz, I’m scared.  Obama should stick to getting a “strongly worded letter” from the United Nations instead of threats like this, because if he was in a wrestling match with a drunken midget – I’d have to bet on the midget.


June 20, 2010 at 9:00 am Comment (1)

Saturday, June 19

My toddler went to Pensacola Beach and came back a tar baby.

June 19, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Friday, June 18

If you’re a Democrat and you want to support your favorite Democrat in the Primary, you can write in the names of Commissioners Elaine Renick and Linda Stewart on your ballot.

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June 18, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Thursday, June 17

Governor Coppertone Charlie Crist checked out the oil slick with one of his new advisors, the original Coral Reefer Jimmy Buffet.  Unless they’re discussing a new green hemp industry, all I can say is – we’re doomed!


June 17, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

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