The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Tuesday, August 31

I’m curious to see if any of the other three Lake County Commissioners will vote with Commissioners Renick and Stewart on anything after they lost the election. Old Chinese Sour Orange proverb says, “He who votes with people who lose election, will lose election where people vote.”

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Monday, August 30

According to the Lake County School District, Leesburg High School has improved its “D” rating in a couple of areas and its Principal is being heralded as an innovator. In other words, he met the expectations of low expectations. I believe the bar they set is laying on the ground.

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Sunday, August 29

There’s a proposed new movie that’s planned for U.S. Congress District 8 about a huge, ugly, ogre named Shriek, which stars Congressman Alan Grayson. In this film, Shriek is run out of Washington D.C. by the local people for always spewing hateful words.

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Saturday, August 28

Democrat candidate Alex Sink is acting the part of a divorced woman. Last week, she was hugging Obama and accepting his fundraising cash, and this week it’s like he never existed.

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Friday, August 27

This gorgeous lady wanted to show me her new pair of $200 designer shoes, but I never saw them because I kept staring at the ugly dragon tattoo on her ankle. If you get that type of tattoo, you might as well walk around in flip flops because no one will ever notice your shoes.

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Thursday, August 26

In a shocking poll, 25% of all Americans think Obama is a Muslim. I’m shocked – I thought at least 75% would have believed it.


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Wednesday, August 25

One good thing about winning and losing elections is that my name is not on the ballot. Whichever candidate wins, I’ll remain the same – bitter, old, and disagreeable.


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