The Sour Orange

A woman told me she had seven cats. Wow! At that point, you’re living in the cat’s house.

At what age does your world stop revolving around your kids? When they turn 18, you’d think that every once in a while you’d get to spin it yourself.

Do you know how much 12” x 12” is worth in Lake County government? A one square foot piece of building is worth a whopping $367 based on the $11 million the County Commission just authorized for a non-needed emergency headquarters. This is why people are so mad now!

Do you need a friend who can give you good advice and a friend you can give honest feedback to? Or, do you know someone who could use a friend like that? I have the answer – be my friend on Facebook and tell your friends to join the conversation. I promise that unlike some friends, I won’t block you. Look up The Sour Orange on Facebook.

First Lady Michelle Obama is waging a war against obesity and salt. Darn, I don’t want any fight today, I just want to watch football, eat my brats, drink some beer, and scarf down a few bags of pretzels. Can we call a cease fire for one day?

When FSU loses this week, I wonder how they’re going to blame Bobby. I guess him getting up to go to the bathroom in the second quarter at his house cost them the game.

The knuckleheads in Washington are fighting about whether or not to extend the Bush tax cuts. If the Bush tax cuts expire, taxes go up. So, aren’t they really talking about raising taxes? They twist words and double talk more than a car dealer selling a used car to a lawyer.