The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Sunday, October 24

Sunday is United Nations Day. Whoopee! Since the liberals in America are taking us to “one world order” we’d probably better start observing this day and all the failures of the United Nations.


October 24, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Saturday, October 23

I know, did you know that you should vote “NO” on Amendment 4, you know?


October 23, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Friday, October 22

These Florida Constitutional Amendments are written to fool the average voter, but not the great and powerful Sour Orange. If you seek economic growth and jobs for Florida, vote “NO” on Amendments 4, 5, and 6, and vote “Yes” on the rest. I charge no extra for rhyming.


October 22, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Thursday, October 21

Brett Favre got caught making a pass at a much younger woman. I can see it now – a commercial for blue E.D. pills with him talking about getting in the game. Just think – there could be whole ad campaigns about you are never too old to act like a fool.


October 21, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Wednesday, October 20

Rick Scott has been accused a lot of things by his opponent, Alex Sink, but she has two serious men problems. First, her husband is liberal and former gubernatorial candidate, Bill McBride; the next is her friend and fundraiser in Chief, Barack Obama. Sink didn’t listen. Mama always said, “Pick your men wisely.”

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October 20, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Tuesday, October 19

Republican District 4 Commission Seat winner, Leslie Campione, is facing Democrat Egor Emery and NPA Wolfgang Halbig. Just by their names alone you could rename this race “Beauty and the Beasts.”

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October 19, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Monday, October, 18

These cities raised their property millage rates this year – Astatula, Eustis, Howey-in-the Hills, Mascotte, Minneola, and Umatilla. They raised rates because property values declined; instead of them cutting back in expenses, they want you to pay. There’s your reason for voting against your incumbents in these towns – get your brooms out and clean house!

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October 18, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

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