The Sour Orange

Getting the bird around Thanksgiving isn’t a bad thing – as long as it’s a 22 lb. Butterball.

Alex Sink is blaming Obama for her loss in the governor’s race because the Whitehouse is tone deaf on issues. Sink is like a lot of women – she hugged him, took his money, and now it’s his fault when she didn’t get her way.

I’ve figured out why the benefits for Obama’s National Healthcare don’t begin until 2014. They’ve got to give the death panels time to lower the potential claims.

My wife told me I had two choices – either smile and do as she said, or argue and still do as she said. So, I took a stand – I just did what she said.

The old Sour Orange has decided on a career change from humorist to male stripper. Either way, I’ll still make people laugh.

You’ve heard of tax cheats and gambling cheats, but my wife is the worst of all – a cook cheat. Taking Publix’s wonderful southern style potato salad and putting into your mom’s favorite dish like it is homemade is just food infidelity at its worst.

With all of the entertainment and travel, Obama and his wife Michelle are living life like there’s no tomorrow. Oops! With them in charge, it may be true – tomorrow might not get here.