The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Friday, December 31

If you are going to a party tonight and plan on drinking, then why don’t you go straight to the Lake County Jail and have them throw your sorry butt in jail for ignorance.  Drinking and driving on New Year’s Eve Night, or any other night, is ignorant.

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Thursday, December 30

The Florida and FSU football teams are in the Food Bowls.  One is at the Chicken Bowl and the other is at the Steak Bowl.  At least the Gators won’t be eating crow like they did in their last game at Tallahassee.

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Wednesday, December 29

Most liberals turn into conservatives when the government starts spending their money.

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Tuesday, December 28

When Obama and the Democrat Congress voted for the Bush Tax Cut extension to prevent a double dip recession they basically admitted George Bush was right.  Maybe that is the reason they always called him a “RIGHT” winger.

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Monday, December 27

I’d return Christmas presents today if I had any to return.

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Sunday, December 26

For years, my wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I would always say, “Nothing.”  Well, this year she got me what I asked for, and now I wish I would have said something.  Something beats nothing any day.

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Saturday, December 25

Children’s Christmas memories can be either ones of love or bitterness depending on how you act today.  Parents, it’s about the kids, so swallow your pride, hold your tongue, and put away the alcohol- do it for the kids.

December 25, 2010 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

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