The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Monday, January 24

The Lake County School District just bought 716 iPads for $344,844 mainly for middle school students who will destroy them and high school administrators who will abuse them. That bunch should have used the money to save teachers jobs – iTeachers instead of iPads.


January 24, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Sunday, January 23

The old saying, “You can’t take it with you” doesn’t apply to me because I have nothing to take.

January 23, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Saturday, January 22

The liberals in this country would rather convict Sarah Palin for her words than the Tucson madman for his bullets.

January 22, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Friday, January 21

Illegal pot smoking is getting so bad with students that Leesburg High School will soon be installing “No Toking” signs.

January 21, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Thursday, January 20

President Clinton’s old crew is moving back to Washington D.C. to help Obama run the White House. One thing’s for sure, the massage and prostitution business in the nation’s capital is about to start booming.

January 20, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Wednesday, January 19

If the Tucson shooter had been a Muslim extremist, Obama would have told Americans not to rush to judgment; but, had he been a Glenn Beck listener he would have already been convicted in the liberal court of public opinion.

January 19, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Tuesday, January 18

If a controversial statement is made by a conservative the news media calls it hate speech. That uttered by a liberal is called freedom of expression.

January 18, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

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