The Sour Orange

The Lake County School Board doesn’t realize kids are already wearing uniforms to school; Snooki and her friends from Jersey Shore are setting the dress code and telling them what to wear, since you won’t.

No fat, 2%, lactose free, soy, almond, and now coconut are all the new milks. I sure miss the days when milk was simply described as cold, rich, and delicious.

With all of the bitter cold weather, historic blizzards, and freezing rain up North, God has reminded everyone that Florida is the place to live. Don’t forget Ponce De Leon was looking for the fountain of youth in Florida, and many have found it in The Villages.

I’m going to have a non-evasive weight loss procedure performed on myself. I will have the fork removed from my hand – it’s free and has no side effects.

Thursday is Flag Day to honor the stars and stripes of the American flag, but in many areas of the country they’ll either be flying the Mexican flag or the Rainbow flag. Our flag has been stained with a lot of dead Americans who fought for our freedom – fly it with pride!

It’s the time of the year for little Johnny and Sally to start playing ball while many of their parents start playing stupid. Don’t forget moms and dads it’s only a kid’s game – let your kids have fun.

Since 2001, Lake County School Impact fees have gone up 656% from $1,232 to $9,324, and people wonder why Lake County construction has died and home values have plummeted. Sometimes it’s better to let the numbers speak for themselves.