The Sour Orange

My wife should have been a major league baseball player because she always pitches a fit when I am sitting on the couch drinking beer.

I saw this good looking young woman in a bikini and high heels, and it just said one thing to me- but I can’t tell you- I am speechless.

I saw this young girl who was pierced, tattooed, and pregnant. I believe she now meets all the qualifications for welfare.

Libya has a population of 6.4 million or about 1/3rd of the state of Florida. So it would be like America and Europe declaring war on the panhandle of Florida. If Israel was in this war the Star of David flag would have been flying over Tripoli four hours after the war started.

I’m sure glad you don’t have to be a smart person or pass a test to know God. Accepting Jesus as your Savior and asking Him for forgiveness are really simple things to do and require no studying or pencil.

With some people, if you want to have a conversation with them at lunch you have to text them because they won’t get off their darn phone. Eating and texting may not be dangerous, but it sure is hazardous to a friendship.

These days, drug companies use all kind of letters to identify men’s problems such as ED, PE, and OAB. I have three letters that are the root cause to all of these problems: O-L-D.