The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Thursday, March 24

Its watermelon season in Central Florida and I sure like going to the watermelon patch to see them. My favorite patch is located on Daytona Beach and you’ll see them popping out everywhere.

March 24, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Wednesday, March 23

Obama says he now wants to fix the education system by changing No Child Left Behind. Oh No! Just like when he fixed healthcare, the banking system, housing, jobs, the budget, spending, Gitmo, and the car industry! After he gets done fixing education, our kids won’t be able to count to ten, but they’ll at least be able to answer the Muslim prayer calls daily.

March 23, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Tuesday, March 22

Lake County government has developed a new economic plan that actually says it wants to encourage a business friendly environment. Money and Jobs, its okay to come out, those two mean ole Commissioners have been voted out and the new ones actually want you to stay.

March 22, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Monday, March 21

Last Wednesday, while Japan’s nuclear reactors were melting down and hundreds of thousands of their people we outside suffering, and at the same time the Mid East was in turmoil causing oil prices to skyrocket, President Obama made it a priority to set his college basketball tournament bracket on ESPN. Democrats who used to criticize Bush for being out of touch had better keep quiet now.

March 21, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Sunday, March 20

Sunday is the first day spring. Enjoy it because in less than a week it will be summer in Florida.

March 20, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Saturday, March 19

Other celebrities make irrational rants and cries on television like Charlie Sheen, but the police aren’t taking their kids away. Just look at Glenn Beck.

March 19, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Friday, March 18

Obama has decided not to close Gitmo that Bush opened and he is going to begin again the Bush era Military tribunals for terrorists. I guess every day of the Obama administration George Bush gets a little smarter – or is Obama getting a little dumber?

March 18, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

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