The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Tuesday, May 31

If you ever wanted to define the term “selling out” just look at the new commercial for former Governor Charlie Crist and his Orlando law firm. The devil is tap-dancing with a new soul.

May 31, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Monday, May 30

Wouldn’t it be nice if next year Memorial Day America didn’t have to add any new names to the list of those who laid down their lives at the altar of freedom? God Bless all who sacrificed everything so we could live free!

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Sunday, May 29

The Presidential election has started, so the American people are now forbidden from using Obama’s middle name, Hussein, because it’s anti-Muslim.

May 29, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Saturday, May 28

This is the last week for American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. Help! I will be forced to watch Major League Baseball.

May 28, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Friday, May 27

Under the Obama administration, it looks as if Israel has lost its right to exist. It seems a lot of other things, like freedom and liberty, have been lost since this bunch took charge.

May 27, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Thursday, May 26

In almost four years, Lake County Schools have only added 10 more students. So, based on the new Minneola High School’s operating costs, we’re spending about $1 million dollars per student.

May 26, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Wednesday, May 25

One thing can be said true about Arnold Schwarzenegger – the man is attracted to ugly women.

May 25, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

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