The Sour Orange

The Musings of a Rotting Central Florida Fruit

Tuesday, May 24

I’d like to thank the Lake County Commission and anti-hospital crowd for spooking the investors away from building the Moffitt Center in Leesburg. I’m sure the red carpet will be rolled out elsewhere and there will be more Lake County jobs exported.

May 24, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Monday, May 23

If you look at how the Lake County School District mismanages their budget and money, it’s no wonder they’re dropping accounting classes at Tavares High School.

May 23, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Sunday, May 22

If the Lake County School District goes to four-day class weeks, our next problem will be overcrowding in the jails.

May 22, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Saturday, May 21

If you want to sell alcohol in Lake County, it appears all you have to do is declare yourself a non-profit and be buddies with the local City Manager.

May 21, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Friday, May 20

My personal price of gas is $1.89 – that’s how much a bag of dry lima beans costs. I guarantee my gas is destroying the ozone layer.

May 20, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Thursday, May 19

Hold on! If Americans can stomach seeing pictures of Rep. Barney Frank then a picture of Bin Laden’s dead body isn’t too much to see.

May 19, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

Wednesday, May 18

Obama made sure that Bin Laden got a proper Muslim burial. Why? It seems to me the terrorist didn’t allow any proper burials at Ground Zero when he orchestrated the deaths of 3,000 Americans!

May 18, 2011 at 9:00 am Comments (0)

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