When P.T. Barnum talked about a sucker being born everyday, he surely had the Lake County Commissioners in mind. Case in point – the judicial building, public lands parking lot, and the Sheriff’s budget. They’ll believe anything, pay anything, and do anything that wastes money!
I’ve been told Obama is going to play the race card against himself. He plans on blaming his white side for African-American unemployment soaring to 25%.
Obama tapped America’s Strategic Oil Reserves because of a real national emergency – his approval ratings have dropped to about 40%.
Finally, I heard a good idea from the Muslim community and it came from Jakarta, Indonesia. They’ve established an Obedient Wives Club and women are taught to honor their husbands fully. I’m guessing a new chapter won’t be opened in Lake County anytime soon.
The worst credit risk on earth is to lend money to your teenage daughter. Before it’s over, she’ll wrangle it to where the $20 she borrowed is actually money you owe her.
A realtor said Lake County’s housing inventories were down – no way. Sure the number of houses listed for sale may be down, but there are thousands in foreclosure limbo – the fifth dimension between original homeowner and bank repossession.
After the Lake County School Board bought 1,750 iPads at $698,000 to be destroyed by high school students at Minneola High, I don’t want to hear how tight money is and the need to stuff the bus. Heck, you can take your wasteful spending and stuff it!
