The Sour Orange

Some Harvard professor said the government should take fat kids from their parents and put them in foster care. Darn – I could have become a foster child.

I watched two innings of last week’s Major League Baseball All Star game and all I could recognize were the uniforms – no players. Baseball is a half an inning from obscurity.

Visa canceled my credit card, so I guess I’ve hit my debt ceiling.

The marquee on the donut store sign said “clean restroom.” I guess this place is named Dumping Donuts.

Gov. Sarah Palin is a PT – Presidential Tease.

The way County Attorney Minkoff draws redistricting maps it is obvious he’s a master chef in home cooking.
Incumbents are served a delicious course of guaranteed districts smothered in gerrymander sauce.

A Tea Party member said Obama has spent like a drunken sailor over the last three years. That’s offensive – drunken sailors quit spending when they run out of money.