The Sour Orange

World’s toughest jobs – mother, teacher, and the re-election campaign manager for President Obama.

The Lake County Board of County Commissioners is drawing a new district map and its looks like something a kindergartener would produce with all the crooks and turns in it. Self-preservation can never be drawn with a straight line.

I know why they don’t teach civics any longer in Lake County Schools – they’ll have to teach that freedom of speech thing.

If you were in debt up to your eyeballs and most of your family unemployed, would you go on vacation like Obama and Congress? Maybe this bunch in Washington, D.C. needs to do as most Americans – go on a “staycation.”

The news media reports University of Miami football players have engaged in all kinds of illegal activities over the last few years, and this year’s games will be played at the Dade County Correctional Facility.

I am calling this new recession the Obama Tea Recession. It’s a bitter concoction that both President Obama and the Tea Party had a hand in brewing up during the bitter debt ceiling debate.

Aids to the Governor are working on a makeover for Gov. Rick Scott. Wow! With that head and face, all I can say is I hope they’re miracle workers.