The Sour Orange

If sweat tea was liquor then my wife would be an alcoholic.

I saw a picture in the Daily Commercial of Lake County School officials handing out 1,300 iPads to high school students at Minneola. Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just take a sledge hammer and bust them up in the box?

Obama is on vacation and he says next month he is going to announce a jobs plan to get Americans working. Does that mean he’s going to resign?

Ruff! Ruff! Bow! Wow! Bow! We are in the dog days of summer, and it’s so hot that I’m acting like a dog in heat.

During WWII, the Nazis made propaganda films idolizing Hitler’s great leadership. I am sure glad Sony’s new film about President Obama’s actions during the Bin Laden raid is nothing like that – I think they’re using color film instead.

I understand former Governor Coppertone Charlie Crist from the “For the People” law firm is contemplating running again for Governor. He just needs to decide one thing – is he a Democrat, Republican, Independent, or Opportunist?

President Obama belonged to a fraternity in college. I guess that’s why he wants to bring the Greek economy to America.