The Sour Orange

You’d think a weight loss program would save you money. So, why does eating less cost more?

My friend’s wife took love they neighbor to an unholy place – his house.

I am so ugly; women with beer goggles can still see me clearly.

I know this young girl from Oregon who actually thinks Floridians can spray for snakes like cockroaches. Poor child, she also believes an armadillo is a cross between an alligator and turtle. She has a double dose of naivety – youth and northern ancestry.

Do you know the qualities of a great school board? Solid oak, rounded edges and aerodynamically drilled holes for extra pop. Throw in a mean kid and you have the makings of a good old fashioned school spanking.

My personality has turned me into an economic recap – hot, beaten up, and ready to fly off at anytime.

The way that Champion MMA fighter looks after his match, I don’t know how anyone would consider him a winner.