The Sour Orange

If you think about it – the devil must have created Sunday NFL Football, because he wanted to empty churches voluntarily.

The FSU Seminoles have been humiliated enough this year! Please Football God, do not let the Maryland Terrapins in their psychedelic new age uniforms win today, because Coach Bowden somewhere in the panhandle will utter the famous Bush words, “Miss me yet?”

The “Wall Street Occupiers” are actually making CEOs look like the nice guys. Oh well, I guess a long-haired, tattooed, un-bathed, liberal hippy would make anyone look good.

NBA – NO BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION – this is what happens when you have billionaires and millionaires involved in a labor dispute.

It’s official! With their new $5 monthly debit card fee, I now regard bankers in lower esteem than car salespeople, politicians, and lawyers.

I saw this beautiful woman who had some scribbled word tattooed across her breast. Talk about ruining a good view – thems are for looking, not for reading.

Presidential candidate Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 plan would result in a 16% total sales tax on everything bought in Lake County, after adding the state sales tax to the new federal tax. Since he likes 9s, this plan has about a 99.9% chance of not getting adopted.