The Sour Orange

Playing Scrooge in this year’s Christmas play will be Representative Larry “Cut Hospital Funding” Metz who will adapt the role by not allowing Tiny Tim to have a crutch or free medical care.

Darn Lake County Commission wants to pass an ordinance with a $500 fine making it a crime to tie up your dog while at the same time enforcing a leash law that prohibits a dog from running free. Why don’t they call it a tax for owning a dog and be done with it?

Well today is Cyber Monday – the day in which you can get all kinds of great online bargains. Too bad all I have is virtual money, because after this weekend I am virtually broke.

Sunday is also a day of Thanksgiving – the nice thing about it is that you don’t have to cook a turkey and you can celebrate it 52 times a year.

Today, I have a feeling the Big FSU Chief from the north is going to drain the swamp, tan some hides, and feast on alligator tale.

I can’t believe Black Friday started at midnight for many stores – that’s just too early for me after I’ve ingested that turkey tranquilizer earlier in the day.

On this Thanksgiving Day, truly give thanks by sharing your bowl with others who don’t have enough.