The Sour Orange

An attractive blonde is actually running Lake County now, and I’ll be darn it’s not some politician’s mistress. Way to go County Commission Chairwoman Leslie Campione.

I think the big difference between Newt and the others running for President is that “His Give a Damn” is busted when it comes to the news media.

Say what you want, but I bet God would be real happy if his churches were full of his people Tebowing on Sunday. A bent knee in his church is more powerful than any touchdown.

Saturday is the Republican South Carolina Presidential Primary, or the “split the conservative vote” election, to ensure the Republicans nominate another moderate candidate who can easily be defeated by President Obama.

I must give credit to those old-school Mormons who have more than one wife. Can you imagine the nagging, complaining, and honey-do-lists from three wives without the help of caffeine or alcohol?

If I could – I would re-fire Coach Jack Del Rio for not drafting Tim Tebow for the Jacksonville Jaguars. That may have been the dumbest decision every made in the NFL, and the most costly for one franchise.

As you grow older, your eyes get use to the view. A naked senior citizen is a shocking sight unless you have been married to one for thirty years.