The Sour Orange

Gator fans are now calling their old coach Urban Liar. His response, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but for $4 million a year I’ll dessert you.” Isn’t that just a Buck in the Eye?

Today it’s Florida vs. Furman or better known as David vs. Goliath. Just wondering, which one is Goliath?

Your Friday Night Date Line:
Hey Sweet Thang, the state of Florida should make you carry a concealed weapons permit, because what you’re carrying could kill a man.

I am advocating a tough new immigration policy for Florida. The state should ban arrogant, northern drivers who come down here six months out of the year and think they own the roads.

Lake County’s unemployment for September is 10.6%, but if you are one of the
folks without a job the rate is 100%. If more politicians were unemployed I
bet they’d be voting on a jobs bill today.

The first day of October is just another summer day in Florida. Fall will probably start in three weeks and last for one day.

Three things all Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans will experience at some point in time when they go to a game – hot weather, drunks and losing.