If Lake County Commissioners don’t opt out of this bad septic tank law, then homeowners will be required to have their systems inspected, updated, and pumped regardless of performance. I wonder if we should do to our politicians what require us to do with our septic tanks.
Can you imagine being a Lake County school teacher the first day back after spring break? With spring fever, the sap rising, and just plain old teenage rebellion, these kids will have the attention span of a gnat on a sugar high- patience will be in short supply today.
Oops, some female college student testified on Capital Hill that she spends $3,000 per year in birth control. I bet that made her mama and daddy proud.
The lady on the radio commercial said something unbelievable – I am a real psychic.
At night, I don’t mind it when my wife tells me she’s got gas. At $4 per gallon, any night she doesn’t have to stop at the gas station is a good night.
Because of the bad economy, most of my friends have a retirement plan that now includes luck and the lotto.
Today is the first full day of spring. For Florida, that means summer is only five days away.
