To attract people to come through the door, many churches offer special times, special service, daycare and early morning refreshments. You’d think it wouldn’t take a high sugar confectionary item for someone to be motivated enough to listen to the Word of God.
Saturday is Armed Forces Day; or, the day we celebrate America’s real Avengers! Thank you to all of the Super Heroes who have served and God Bless America!
I am getting tired of people making fun of the shoppers at Wally World. That’s my wife’s favorite store after midnight.
The bar had a sign that said, “Ladies, drink free.” By the way this group of females look, everyone must be paying for their drinks.
J.P. Morgan Chase lost $2 Billion dollars last quarter hedging in the markets. Bet you a lollipop, my bank fees are about to go up because someone should have bet on black instead of red at the Wall Street Greed Casino.
Millions of Americans will not be able to do something today-hug their Mothers. It’s not until you’ve lost your Mother that you realize the hugs you gave her were really for you.
A celebrity reporter asked the question, “Did Taylor Swift get implants or just a good bra?” If a piece of cloth did that for her, then I’d like to buy a bra like that one for my wife!
