Some believe that church goes on vacation after Easter. Understand, God never vacations-He is there 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Maybe we should quit asking the question, “Where is God?” You can find him in the empty churches this Sunday.
Madonna should really stop singing that “Like a Virgin” song. The only people who would remotely believe it are 80-year-old billionaires with a bottle of blue pills.
Pro football in Florida has gone to the dogs. To prove my point, who can name the new Head Coaches of Miami, Jacksonville and Tampa Bay? Judge, I rest my case.
Sunday is earth day. So, if we really celebrate as nature intends, we should go crank up an outside fire to cook, use the natural bathrooms outside, and ride a poop dropping horse to church. Now, tell me how they didn’t pollute in the old days?
As bad as the Tampa Bay Buccs played football last year, they should consider installing a New Orleans Saints’ style of “bounty system” for just hitting somebody.
The Florida Gators have gone through four offensive coordinators in four years. The Gators “Fun and Gun” offense has been replaced by the “One and Done” offense.
There are four types of wives – homemakers, moneymakers, baby-makers, and the type I married – widow-makers.
