According to a report, Government Motors has sold in America only 347 of their new $50,000 all electric cars, which have a range of 30 miles. It is comforting to know that out of 320,000,000 people in the U.S. there are only 347 suckers.
Had Dr. King lived, I bet there’d be a lot of political leaders who are in power today teaching at some university because they wouldn’t have been able to use his legacy to get elected. He’s probably up in heaven shaking his head at how his dream has been changed.
Some armchair philosopher told me that failure builds character. Only a failure would believe that – success builds character and failure motivates success.
This is the first day of a better year for everyone – Thank God!
My wife is one of the few people who actually loves and eats fruitcake. I guess that explains why she married me.
Santa Claus is coming to town next week. The way things look for me, he’ll pass right over my house. No, this isn’t the religious holiday of Passover, you ding dong, it’s a celebration of being poor.
Based on the Town of Lady Lake’s new social media policy for the police department, you really do owe your soul to the man; or, in this case, the woman. Any thing you say in Lady Lake on your private time can and will be used against you in their kangaroo court of law.
