To attract people to come through the door, many churches offer special times, special service, daycare and early morning refreshments. You’d think it wouldn’t take a high sugar confectionary item for someone to be motivated enough to listen to the Word of God.

Saturday is Armed Forces Day; or, the day we celebrate America’s real Avengers! Thank you to all of the Super Heroes who have served and God Bless America!

I am getting tired of people making fun of the shoppers at Wally World. That’s my wife’s favorite store after midnight.

The bar had a sign that said, “Ladies, drink free.” By the way this group of females look, everyone must be paying for their drinks.

J.P. Morgan Chase lost $2 Billion dollars last quarter hedging in the markets. Bet you a lollipop, my bank fees are about to go up because someone should have bet on black instead of red at the Wall Street Greed Casino.

The Democrats say Romney was a bully in high school; and, Obama admits in his book that in high school he “enthusiastically” used drugs and was a pothead. Note to Democrat strategists- bringing up high school past may not be a good idea for Obama.

When Obama said he supported gay marriage, too bad it meant something other than wishing a newly married couple happiness.

Millions of Americans will not be able to do something today-hug their Mothers. It’s not until you’ve lost your Mother that you realize the hugs you gave her were really for you.

Obama criticized Romney for tying the family dog to the top of his car when the family vacationed; yet, in his own book, Obama admits eating dog when he was a boy in Indonesia. I guess Romney is guaranteed the dog vote.

There are a few folks in the North Lake Tea Party that should change their affiliation to the Fruit Punch Party. They make right-wing loons look normal.