The Sour Orange

As bad as the Tampa Bay Buccs played football last year, they should consider installing a New Orleans Saints’ style of “bounty system” for just hitting somebody.

The Tampa Bay Buccs battle the Super Bowl Champions, New Orleans Saints, and there’s one thing you won’t hear much of today – cannons firing when the Buccs score. The Saints will clip their fuses, water down their powder, and sink their pirate ship. Welcome to the Who Dat Nation!

It’s the first day of the NFL season, and the Tampa Bay Buccs should get back in their rhythm again – lose 4 and win 1. It would be nice if they could stay competitive at least until the third quarter of most of their games this year, so you can have time to enjoy two beers.